One day, you'll be thinking ''who's that hot guy over there?'' when you'll be looking at me at the gym.  I will get the beard, the square jaw, the cheekbones, the muscles, the pristine smile, the dazzling blue eyes, the tight t-shirt and the bulge. And I'll tell you to f\*ck off because I will remember how you told me I am just a ''prototype of a man'' for now and you only date ''masculine men''.