The fact it only takes you 20 seconds to make a cup of tea only proves that you are a piss-drinking castrated fucking eunuch that survives only on pond scum you algae guzzling bottom-feeder. You drink tea that is somehow weaker than your beta cuck soy-ridden biceps you fucking omega male. Somehow your semen is less potent than the flvourless boiled water you call tea. Reflect on the fact that your future wife, if by some fucking miracle you get one, will be pegging your ball-gagged sissy cuck ass while a stronger man's cum leaks out of her. Your 'tea' is an offense to humanity, and worse an offense to Great Britain. I ought to report you to the Queen's spymaster for treason and seditious intent, you filth-drinking communist. your sins are too lengthy to be forgiven. Even Jesus has forsaken your puddle-water consuming waste-of-air self. It wouldn't surprise me to find that you dilute the air you breathe with your obscene track record. My first ejaculation probably has more taste than what comes out of your horribly deformed kettle. Euthanasia would be a kindness to you. The lime crust around the kettle's spout is more flavourful than your underaged tea. You molest your brew before it has had time to ripen like some sort of paedophilic monster. I've stuck my tongue in vacuums with a more enjoyable flavour than your sorry excuse for a cup of tea. The aborted fucking foetus you call a brew is thinner than your oestrogen-riddled micro cock that is worth less to the female sex than a pile of minced meat. A literal pork sausage would have a greater chance of continuing the human species than your pathetic half-baked chromosome-deficient bollocks. Drinking your pathetic attempt at tea would be a better contraceptive than being born without genetalia it is so weak. Go back to being knotted by doggy dick you pathetic little man.