Astrology is true random, whereas technical analysis is polluted by interpolated past data.

it's like reindeer hunting: indigenous people consult their (not chainlink) traditional oracles, which is completely randomized, and makes it impossible for the reindeer to learn where they will be hunted.
meanwhile western hunters try to analyze rationally where the herd might move next - but this just gives the reindeer the opportunity to learn the pattern and avoid the hunters.
that's why indigenous people are better at finding reindeer hunting spots than modern hunters with satellite imagery.
if you use technical analysis, you're giving the reindeer herd (other investors) a chance to predict you're next play and escape. Use astrology instead.